Ellen, do you see this!? Eddie Izzard is nicking your look!!!! Well, you’re naked and he’s wearing pleather and cheatah-print, but he’s nicked your look. He’s even doing your “over the shoulder sexy”!!!
We need to confront him! He’s a English comedian and actor like you, but in the medium-rare form. I can wrangle him onto your show—–I speak really good British, and use him in your quest for World Domination—he speaks French and knows loads of World History! And as a European passport holder—he can be your Ambassador, who sort-of, kind-of, looks like you…..He can be your body-double traveling the world as you. Nobody would know!
Your dedicated “Ellen Show and World Domination Helper” Hopeful,
Morgan
hiremeellen@gmail.com